With these findings we are starting to get a clear picture of what it is like to be in between the legs of Hollywood’s top female stars.
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Lady Gaga’s pussy smells like wet garbage, roof tar, and her dick. |
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Justin Bieber’s pussy smells like mint and Usher’s man juices. |
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Rihanna’s pussy smells like a bulldog’s nut sack. |
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Cher’s pussy smells like Romano cheese and Colonial Williamsburg. |
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Katy Perry’s pussy smells like cheesecake and fairy dust. |
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Lindsay Lohan’s pussy smells like cigar spit and an Insane Clown Posse concert. |
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Nicki Minaj’s pussy smells like Lebron’s mom after a night out with his teammates. |
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Britney Spears’ pussy smells like spent matches and tonsil stones. |
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Shakira’s pussy smells like burnt hair and green tea leaves. |
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Kim Kardashian’s pussy smells like vinegar and Magic Johnson’s t-cells. |
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Madonna’s pussy smells like crab meat and Rosie O’Donnell’s undertit. |
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Jennifer Lopez’s pussy smells like a New York City sidewalk after a rain. |
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Miley Cyrus’ pussy smells like what dreams are made of… and fresh cut strawberries. |
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Beyonce’s pussy smells like warm mayonnaise stuffed into the inside of an old catcher’s mitt. |
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Selena Gomez’s pussy smells like taco farts and flamingo vomit. |
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Taylor Swift’s pussy smells like hard boiled eggs and unicorn froth. |
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Paris Hilton’s pussy smells like a Saturday night at a busy brothel in Thailand. |
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Oprah Winfrey’s pussy smells like Michael Jackson’s death rattle and whatever perfume Gayle happens to wearing that day. |
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Megan Fox’s pussy smells like cabbage water and Nicole Kidman’s soul. |
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Sarah Palin’s pussy smells like Nancy Grace’s face looks. |
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Kate Middleton’s pussy smells like Chateau Lafite-Rothschild 1974… and tuna water. |
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Angelina Jolie’s pussy smells better than Jennifer Aniston’s pussy. |
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Jennifer Aniston’s pussy smells like camping fuel and regret. |
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Kristen Stewart’s pussy smells like the inside of Dracula’s coffin. |
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Jessica Simpson’s pussy smells like Oprah’s belly button and Cheetos (which is redundant). |
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Emma Watson’s pussy smells like hot apple cider, old books, and Hagrid’s dick cheese. |
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Ke$ha’s pussy smells like a baby’s dirty diaper stuffed with Indian food. |