40 Awesome Versions of Jesus
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The manliest name on the planet. Just saying it will put
November 13th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Absolutely hilarious.
November 13th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
lold
November 13th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
You forgot the best Jesus: Raptor Jesus!
http://www.ehow.com/how_2168478_worship-raptor-jesus.html
Sacrilicious!
November 13th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
oh noes. you has him ;p
November 13th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
u people insulting religions, taking BOMBS on your head…making more people terrorists!
November 14th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Yeah. MISS is right!
You just started a whole sh** load of war, famine, torture, and BOMBS on your head!
The line at Osama’s recruiting station just quadrupled with new terrorist recruits, because of your post!
Did you post this around 229 BC?
November 16th, 2008 at 9:29 am
Its cool for fun, it makes you think little different
November 19th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Commo N. Sense
you are a fucking idiot.
Muslims do not have any affiliation with christ, hardly…they believe he was a prophet but not the messiah. osama would not gain any recruits
fail troll is fail
November 24th, 2008 at 7:28 am
i would have to agree with jimjim you are fucking bible thumping idiots who just dont like to see things like this open up your minds and learn about things from around the world
November 28th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Obviously, you all, don’t care much about eternal life!
Because, the bible says:
16 For God so loved the world that He gave His only-begotten
Son, that whosoever believes in Him should not perish but
have everlasting life.
17 For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the
world, but so that the world might be saved through Him.
18 He who believes in Him is not condemned, but he who does
not believe is already condemned, because he has not
believed in the name of the only-begotten Son of God.
19 And this is the condemnation, that the Light has come into
the world, and men loved darkness rather than the Light,
because their deeds were evil!
20 For everyone who does evil hates the Light, and does not
come to the Light, should his deeds be exposed.
21 But he who practices truth comes to the Light, so that his
works may be revealed, that they exist, having been
worked in God.
JOHN 3:16-21. NKJV Bible.
I truly pray to God, that He, through, His Holy Spirit, may
be able to open your minds, to the truth of His holy word.
Remember this always, that God loves you all very much!!!…
He knows your thoughts, your actions, and, your deeds!
It is definately not His plan that you all perish, but, He
has given you one precious gift, and that is, the freedom to
choose, He gives you, LIFE, or, DEATH.
Choose today, whom you will serve.
you may choose to be ignorant, and not check out the bible
for your own selves, maybe, because of peer pressure from
your friends, because it isn’t cool.
Or, maybe, you might be thinking its not the in thing.
What is more important, what people think, or say, or living
forever with the God who created you, loves you, and, wants
to be with you!
Jesus says:
37 All that which the Father gives Me shall come to Me, and
he who comes to Me, I will in no way cast him away.
JOHN 6:37. NKJV.
Also:
28 Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I
will give you rest.
29 Take My yoke upon you, and learn about Me, for I am meek,
and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your
souls.
30 For My yoke is easy, and My burden is light.
MATTHEW 11:28-30. NKJV.
So, think about what you are all doing?
God says:
7 Do not be deceived, God is not mocked: for whatsoever a
man sows, that he will also reap.
8 For he who sows to his own flesh will of the flesh reap
corruption; but he who sows to the Spirit, will of the
Spirit reap eternal life.
Galatians 6:7-8. NKJV.
Please, l ask you all, think about these things, check the
bible out for yourselves, l promise you, it won’t bite!!!…
Come to God, with an honest, and open heart, asking for His
forgiveness, and, before opening the bible, ask Him for His
Holy Spirit, to guide you through His word, (The bible)
so you will be able to understand what God is trying to
say to you, personally.
I guarantee you all, God will lead you all, on an amazing
journey, which will ultimately lead home to where He is!
May God forgive, bless, and lead you all home to His kingdom.
Your friend.
Charles.
December 9th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
@chaz, you obviously haven’t read this Article,
Jesus says (about your article): GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE!
December 16th, 2008 at 1:51 am
hey i think you need a little bit of justice from christ but its to funny i wonder what jesus would say i thin you dont wanna mess with him he aint a wussy so dont be haten on him hes a cool guy you dont wanna mess with the person that compares in the least bit that i know of is the devil and you dont wanna mess with that guy eather hes probly in leage with jesus these days so watch your back man
January 6th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
When will religion just go away
March 28th, 2009 at 7:30 am
This link is definitely going in my Happy-Fun Jesus Page! XD
May 22nd, 2009 at 6:14 pm
great pics. although this made me laugh, it made me think as well, and now i have a deep question to work on… is chaz the funniest fuck on the entire internet? i think so.
May 31st, 2009 at 12:41 pm
I laughed at the midget picture… am I going to hell?
May 31st, 2009 at 5:10 pm
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